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EVERYTIME

Every time it feels so right

 

RED IS THE COLOUR OF INGRID’S HAIR

The face is white as all the blood / Bleeds out through pores above / It trickles down all tied in bows / Cause red is the colour of Ingrid’s hair / It trickles down see how she swoons / It tops white cheeks like ice cream cones / Imagine the taste if you dare / Cause red is the colour of Ingrid’s hair / Lips and tongues they advertise / Pinch the cheeks and catch the eyes / But red in nature says beware / And red is the colour of Ingrid’s hair / Light a fire, light a fire, light a fire fly / Light the fireworks in the sky / Blood on the snow is such a sight / That the Eskimos have thirty words for white / But there’s red on the tongue of the polar bear / And red is the colour of Ingrid’s hair / Cherries blossom and lava flows / Nail polish brightens up the toes / But only greedy men compare / And red is the colour of Ingrid’s hair / Redder than brake lights, redder than wine / Redder than berries stolen off the vine / Redder than switches on electric chairs / Red is the colour of Ingrid’s hair / Light a fire, light a fire, light a fire fly / Light the fireworks in the sky / Little is known of what she says / Little is known of what she does / Little is known, but it is clear / That red is the colour of Ingrid’s hair

 

A WOMAN INSIDE

Everyone of you a woman inside / Control the rage when you come of age, The driver’s seat is now a monkey cage / If you lost your cock your clock would stop, your whole point on the chopping block / So musclebound your soul has drowned, resolve as soft as an eiderdown / If it makes you sweat then it’s a threat, for that cause you’re a suffragette / Everyone of you a woman inside / While in school up close I saw, the fun you were to have on the Cronulla shore / Just like hacks you hunt in packs, keep pushing on the door until you find the cracks / Lightning dictates then dissipates but a gentle tide will move a mighty weight / If your thoughts collide just let it slide, cause every one of you a woman inside / Everyone of you a woman inside / I laugh at you anyway

 

COLA WARS

Do you like Coke or do you like Pepsi best / Do you like Coke or do you like Pepsi best / I lost track when I became obsessed / So do you like Coke or do you like Pepsi best / I want a coke cause you can’t beat the taste / When I buy a can man not a drop goes to waste / I want a Coke because Coke is it / Get me a Coke or I’ll have a fit / There’s no meaning to anything else in life / If I don’t have a Pepsi there’s a quiver in my lip / If I was allowed man I would worship it / You can’t beat the feeling so why try / Pepsi leaves me feeling eight miles high / Do you like Coke or do you like Pepsi best / Do you like Coke or do you like Pepsi best / Until I know the truth you know that I won’t rest / So do you like Coke or do you like Pepsi best / There’s no feeling to anything else in life

 

DO THE A-BOMB

Do the A-Bomb it’s really neat / Do the A-Bomb it’s really rad / Do the A-Bomb and catch the fad today / Starts with the shaking of the feat / Then the hips are quaking with the beat / And the dance is complete when the head explodes / Kids are catching on really fast / Cause doing the A-Bomb is a blast / Just don’t trip on their body parts When you dance / Grandad’s getting into the groove / Cops are lining up to bust a move / When you do the A-Bomb your stock improves / Overnight / Do the A-bomb, do the A-bomb, it’s really now / So Do the A-Bomb it”s really rad / Do the A-Bomb and you’ll be glad / Do the A-Bomb and catch the fad today / Much more fun than hula hoops / Brighter colours than fruit loops / Better than the alphabet soup of the day

 

MINDY MAIN

It’s clear and plain / That Mindy Main / Can entertain / More than a movie star / It’s plain and clear / She has no fear / She tops Shakespeare / Beats film noir / Please the avant-guard / Play a retard / Or make a fifth ‘Die-Hard’ / Then you’re expert / On left wing views / Or you sell shampoo / It’s much ado / About nought / Jet black hair and she ain’t no square, like you / Let’s make Mindy Main / A household name / Star on the walk of fame / Where Marilyn stood / Mindy main / Would use up John Wayne / Leave Citizen Kane / With burning wood / Jet black hair and she ain’t no square, like you

 

MAN ON THE SCENE

He was a man on the scene, He was a man on the scene / He was a man on the scene, who had seen the extremes and all that fits between / He was a man on a stage, He was a man on a stage / He was a man on a stage, who could act any part but could not act his age / He went and he had his palm read, He went and he had his palm read / He went and he had his palm read, and she said there was trouble for him up ahead / His woman she closed her mind, His woman she closed her mind / His woman she closed her mind, and her hips and her heart they were not far behind / His circle it turned to an arc, His circle it turned to an arc / His circle it turned to an arc, and it let in the cold and it let in the dark / Where are you my beautiful friends, Where are you my beautiful friends / Where are you my beautiful friends, we have much to discuss before the night ends / Where are you my sweet Caroline, where are you my sweet Madeline / Where are you my sweet loves of mine, you once listened so close on the end of the line / We’re going to where we are bought, We’re going to where we are bought / We’re going to where we are bought, because you give us nil because you gave us nought

 

IN YOUR THOUGHTS

In your thoughts, in your thoughts betray / Betray me and be on your way

In your thoughts, in your thoughts betray / Betray me and be on your way / In your thoughts, in your thoughts betray / Betray me and be on your way / Because after all It’s just a thought / Think what you will and you won’t get caught / And you add such / A feminine touch / In your dreams, in your dreams betray / Betray me and be on your way / Because after all It’s just a dream my friend / When you open your eyes the dreaming ends

 

UNTITLED

She says that you locked the door / Won’t go near the phone no more / You opened up to connect / All they did was to infect / They’re all expert on reasons why / It’s better to watch than to try / They would need special effects / Just to prove they broke their necks / And the beat goes on / He says that he feels assured / Why the license plates are blurred / Why we can’t see a corporate word / Or see someone flip the bird / He says that he comprehends / All the shit the T.V. sends / Maybe, but I guarantee / He ain’t built like you or me / And Heartbeats go on / I live in a Prozac daydream / I live in a movie scene / I am living in a maze / Direction lost inside a daze / There’s one thing clear inside the smoke / It’s sick but it’s a sick joke / When the world is delirious / You don’t have to take it serious

 

EASY TO COMPARE

It is easy to compare the violence in me to the violence in you / Please come knocking at my door with your pinhole filled with eyeballs / It is easy to compare the sickness in me to the sickness in you / There is nothing to compare to your charcoal eyes and your tangled hair / We were born kings / Entitled to everything / My words are coming back, my words are artefact my words have no effect / My words are coming back, or words to that effect or something like that / We were born kings / Entitled to everything

 

VOTE 1 CALIGULA

Vote one Caligula / Then come and join me in the spa / I’ll make you a senator for sure / A leader needs to understand / What motivates a modern man / My favorite words are ‘Yes we can have more’ / Vote one Caligula / Have you met my sister? / How could you resist her after all? / And Drusilla you give me the thirst / To be a member of the Family First / Vote one Caligula / And if the door’s ajar / You can catch a glimpse of a real leader in control / How I get my kicks / Will strike a chord out in the sticks / Cause it beats sticking an object up an intern’s soul / I’m not a profit or a sage / But I’d like to go down on the page / As a man at home upon the stage because / It’s no act of chance or accident / To have an actor for a president / We need a leader who is free / Of sentiment or sympathy / So he can crush your enemies for you / And if this destruction leaves you sad / You can just tell them I was mad / Vote for me you know that you want to / Vote for me I won’t disappoint you

 

ALIENS

I want to be an abductee / They can prove you don’t have E.S.P. / Lost days and limbs with hidden bugs / Hypnotists and group hugs / On the T.V. I’m a silhouette / Like Dr. No and his pet cat / If I say that there’s something higher / Can you prove that I’m a liar? / Aliens have sex with me / Sometimes I get confused / About which story I just used / Sometimes they’re grey with big bug eyes / Sometimes they’re interstellar spies / Sometimes they’re after all my sperms / Sometimes they take a reptile form / On the street I am ignored / When I tell tales my voice get’s heard / Aliens have sex with me

 

QUOTES

He found her while they fought their war, while peddling on the streets / Swing band hum while chewing gum, old wing tips on his feet / They toured the bars with moonshine jars, always to repeat / His great flair to pick pockets bare and never skip a beat / She warmed his bed, he kept her fed she knew of nothing more / Till her want to wed one day led her to a preacher’s door / When he put spin on theft and sin it made them look like lords / But that preacher did paint without restraint of far greater rewards / He had no range nor mood for change and so she packed her bags / He found aim for all his blame upon that white neck tag / He could not rain down enough pain to make him eat his words / So said I’ll stuff those quotes down your dying throat till you shit them out as turds / This is not a moral universe / But all things will complete their course

 

SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Separated at their birth, they go their separate ways / Separated at their birth, they drift into the haze / And every time the Earth is circled by the moon / It is a strand stitching them inside of a cocoon / They used a sickle shaped blade to cut them toe from toe / Never knowing why that little toe just wouldn’t grow / Betrayed by friends and Guardians they kept it under wraps / Failed by law they kept the score and filled in all the gaps / He found her where you find despair it was so obvious / She found him next to what was hexed and needed to be blessed / Their eyes met and ain’t left yet they talk in quiet tones / So don’t suppose, just check their toes, and leave them well alone / You accept your lot / Well they just say forget me not

 

CLOSING DOWN SALE

If there’s a point at all / I’m sure it’s sexual / The feeling’s mutual / The feeling of when seed meets soil / So young and bright / An endless appetite / A chest filled with delight/While Psyche’s sisters’ bones turn white / She celebrates / Her union with the fates / The furies’ hands are tied / But they heard her oath and have time to bide / Four horsemen ride / By a lake called suicide / They met a lion pride / And then rolled the dice to let fate decide / Watch the rising dough / In a town called Jericho / They fled to Mexico / And then built a life around the plow / Archimedes sits / With a man who lost his wits / He said we’re on a different path / But both of us could use a bath / Mediocrity / Built a whole city / A be-in factory / I was stocking shelves when it came to me / Do you feel it when / The car wheel starts to spin / In a deep dark hole / Your flesh is turning into fuel / I want to know you oh I want know you

 

NEITHER NOR AND NEVER

I am neither, nor and never, never was and nor will ever / Take no form and leave no traces, fill the void or take up spaces / Purpose built to have no purpose, if you’re asked to join then join a circus / Happiness a pill a day, let’s all consume our cares away / I ain’t buying it / All for nought and nought for all, it bonds us all to watch our fall / A plastic ring’s the thing to keep her, there’s nothing that we can’t make cheeper / You are sure you have no doubt that you can cut that cancer out / That cancer formed inside a sperm it forms and permeates a form / And I ain’t buying it/I am neither, nor and never, I never was return to sender / I am neither, nor and never, never dug no slogan seller / Deny it thrice then name your price, the only thing worth sacrifice / I’d spend it all on one thing sacred, when all there is is new or naked / And I ain’t buying it

 

DRIVING IN WET WEATHER

Driving in wet weather / Driving in wet weather / The cars will come together / Driving in wet weather / Driving in wet weather / In privacy and leather / The cars will come together / Driving in wet weather / And it’s going to be so / Beautiful you’ll never know / Now everything’s on fire / Everything’s on fire / Cut the tongues from choirs / And lick the tar from tyres/And it’s going to be so/Beautiful you’ll never know